what i was doing while you were breeding by kristin newman

The happiest moment of my life was alone on top of a mountain there.ĩ.) My mom says my problem is I've received too much love, so I don't appreciate it enough when it presents itself to me.ġ0.) I was an only child until I was 18, and now I am one of seven.ġ1.) Getting on a plane fixes anything for me.ġ2.) I love traveling alone because of all of the people you meet, with girlfriends because of all of the men you meet, and with boyfriends so you always have someone to shag when you find yourself in a romantic, secluded spot that makes you hate your girlfriends and yourself when you find yourself there in the other situations.ġ3.) I can fake a perfect accent in any language, even if I only know 2 words, well enough to make locals start speaking a million miles an hour to me in that language.ġ4.) My personality is literally wearing out my vocal chords.ġ5.) I grew up going to musical theater camp. Which makes me less attractive as breeding stock.Ĩ.) I moved by myself to Argentina to study spanish and tango.

I would be a very expensive racehorse to breed with.ħ.) I have injured my right foot the last two New Year's in a row. That's how attractive they are.Ħ.) I have never had braces or glasses. I never thought of you as funny.'ĥ.) This week I had a fantasy about Barack and Michelle doing it. Other activities done for this purpose today: plucking eyebrows, walking to Pinkberry rather than driving, making a To Do List when I really only have like 3 things to do, which doesn't require a list to remember.Ģ.) I've spent most of my life careening between having the highest self-esteem in the world, and the lowest.ģ.) I have been more peaceful for the last two months than ever before in my life.Ĥ.) When I decided to become a comedy writer, my uncle said, 'Huh. I provide it to you now:ġ.) I am doing this exercise solely to procrastinate.

This is a '25 Things About Me' exercise I did for Facebook about five years ago that Facebook recently regave me.

What i was doing while you were breeding by kristin newman